July 15, 2012

Greg's Top Ten Reasons Why John Mackey is Freaking Awesome:

1. Because when he enjoys an alcoholic beverage at Double D's, he doesn't mess around with frilly bullshit.
2. Because he doesn't put up with Mike Bassi's crap
3. Because he's a teacher and you probably aren't
4. Because he shares the same name as a Baltimore Colts Hall of Famer
5. Because The Muppet Show was his favorite television prog...ram
6. Because he's a Giants fan
7. Because when Matt Cain pitched his perfect game, he told Amy G. "But I'm still not as awesome as John Mackey"
8. Because he shares a birthday with AC/DC's Angus Young
9. Because I hear he's one hell of a great coach
10. Because he said I'd swim with the fishes if I didn't write this list