October 15, 2013

Greg's Top Ten Hints Regarding My Halloween Outfit:

10. Grow and shave appropriate facial hair
9. Dye facial hair
8. Dye the hair on my head
7. Make illuminating purchase on eBay
6. Dressing up in my best 3-piece suit
5. Walk the line between arrogant and confident
4. Pb minus the J
3. Completely disregard authority
2. Save the world
1. Cue famous heavy metal riff